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BREAKING: Kevin Love considering red or green shirt at the mall.


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Timberwolves forward Kevin Love has been wearing a blue shirt for the past six years. When Love first received the shirt it was a bit big as a 19-year old baby face and grew into it with each passing year. For years some have speculated that he’s wanted a different colored shirt, yet Love has remained insistent in his loyalty towards his blue shirt.

There were some reasons to question his loyalty to his blue shirt. His friends had newer, shinier shirts that were different colors and some speculated that he may also want a new shirt in a different shade. After all, the people that had originally been taking care of his shirt had not been kind to it. They didn’t believe in fabric softeners and would wash it in warm water, despite Love’s assertion that the tag said “cold water only.” I mean, damn, how hard is it to read a flipping tag; if it says cold only, don’t set the dial to warm.

Still, when Love’s shirt contract was up a couple of years ago, he said that he wanted to wear that shirt for the rest of his career, but the launderer had other ideas and didn’t think that was in the best interest of the organization. Upset, Love asked for a shorter deal with a player option, leading some to believe that he was considering other more colorful, bigger shirts to grow in to.

About a year later the owner decided to fire the launderer that caused the star’s displeasure and brought in a few of his friends. All Love wanted was to see a little Downy, some starch and some stain spot remover once in awhile. Under new management, the organization took a proactive approach to making sure Love’s threads were being well-treated.

Now, as the team remains in playoff contention and Love’s garments smell like Oxy Clean just a little more often, “reports” have surfaced that Love is considering new shirts when he goes to the mall when his contract is up in a year and a half. Reportedly, Love has begun to shop via catalog and has identified a red and green shirt as his two favorites. I mean, everyone plans out what they’re going to wear a year and a half before they can make the decision. There’s no way that tastes may change or that the mall will even have a red or a green shirt. Maybe Love really does want a new shirt, but sours on the red and green before deciding on a yellow shirt.

Do we really know? Should we worry about what Love will want to wear in a year and a half? After all, last we heard he still likes his blue shirt, especially since they switched to the liquid detergent over the dry stuff and put it in the dryer instead of air-drying so it becomes too crunchy.

Here’s what we do know: Kevin Love will be wearing a shirt in June 2015. Yet, it might be a little early to know which shirt that will be in January 2014.